“My presents are wrapped with bureaucratic tape”
“Tinsel is renewable”
“Santa’s sleigh runs on clean, natural Christmas spirit”
“No cookie taxation without milk representation”
PERSON OF THE YEAR
“No more reindEARMARKS”
“No more gingerbread house foreclosures”
“Just like Christmas morning…time to WAKE UP!”
“Protect white elephants”
“A SANTA AT NASA Christmas palindrome, or Gov’t waste?
