December 2011
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OCCUPY CHRISTMAS Fuels Up: Christmas Lasagna
Occupying is exhausting. Santa has marched on the White House, the U.S. Capitol, the Washington Monument, the U.S. Treasury, and the National Christmas Tree. He has huddled in the tents of McPherson Square. He has been pepper sprayed. He has helped himself to ample supplies of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and granola, he has paper cuts. He has been on an #occupychristmas rampage, and now he...
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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OCCUPY CHRISTMAS: The movement Begins
We decided it was time to mobilize. Our voices must be heard.                                                             “#Occupy Christmas”
Dec 12th
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Gratuitous Christmas Puppy: Christmas Corgi
                             Yup.
Dec 9th
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Christmas Inspiration: White Elephant Gift...
Every year the sign up sheet goes around. What are you bringing for the pot luck? A vegetable tray, great! Don’t forget the gift exchange. NOTE: Please keep all gifts under $10. Awesome. Only the best stuff is under $10. Last year there were FOUR (4) Starbuck’s $10 gift cards. Creativity at its finest. Two years ago I got this: I keep this one handy at my desk, in case I lose the...
Dec 9th
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Daily Christmas: Bioluminescence
                                         This is not photoshopped. I wish it was, so that I could explain it. It is not, and I cannot explain it. More after the jump. I can’t wait for my next speed dating session: Babe: If you could have one super power, what would it be? #OccupyChristmasParty: The power to grow a glow-in-the-dark neon beard Babe: uhhhWhat? #OCP: Yeah, I saw this...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Personal Christmas Spirit: Easy and affordable!
Did we miss the memo? Its December 8th and there is hardly any Christmas spirit to be found. We comb the streets everyday, but all we find is shades of gray, brown and black. Where are the reds and greens? The snowflakes? The jingling bells? The obvious answer is that this recession has preoccupied the minds of the masses. Too busy in the hustle and bustle to really enjoy the fruits of the...
Dec 8th
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Daily Christmas: Trailer Park Exterior...
Deer season included Christmas this year.
Dec 8th
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Daily Christmas: Santa Got into the Nog
And mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap, When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. SANTA FOUND THE NOG, Y’ALL.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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#OccupyChristmasParty Demand 14: Christmas Jams
Last year’s Christmas Blog received word that three HUGE Christmas albums were about to drop, just in time for Christmas. Sadly, only one of those 3 rumors turned out to be true. On November 1st, 2011, the world of Christmas music as we know it changed dramatically (for the better?) when the Biebs dropped his holiday smash “Under the Mistletoe” Here’s what youtube user...
Dec 7th
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Daily Christmas: Trees Going Green
Here’s your daily Christmas decorating inspiration: 100% post-consumer recycled tree. Organic Beer.
Dec 6th
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House Hunters Christmas Special: The Griswolds Buy...
Clark and Ellen are raising a family outside Chicago, Illinois. They have two wonderful kids and a dog, and they love the charm and character that their current 3 bedroom house provides, creating scores of cozy holiday memories they will cherish for years to come. However, they are quickly running out of space, and would love a new home with better access to public energy utilities for proper...
Dec 6th
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Santa Claus: Christmas Clown?
I’ve always liked the idea of Santa Claus. His jolly demeanor and generally festive attitude always add a warm and comfortable element to the Christmas season. His image makes for great decoration. He brings great presents. What’s not to like? I loathe clowns. Faces painted as creepily as possible, gigantic shoes, ugly wigs, loud obnoxious horns, balloon animals, hanging out eating...
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November 2011
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OCCUPY CHRISTMAS: 13 DEMANDS
This party has no affiliation with the OWS protesters, but the editors of this site sure do like their swagger. It has inspired us to come up with our own outlandish list of 13 demands for this holiday season. What do we want? A tacky Christmas. When do we want it? NOW! 1. All 8th Annual Tacky Christmas Party Soiree Spectacular attendees must wear proper adornments, vestments, garb, accessories,...
Nov 22nd
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