“I can’t get a mortgage because of ghosts of Christmas past”
“The North Pole is too big to fail”
OCCUPY CHRISTMAS Fuels Up: Christmas Lasagna
Occupying is exhausting. Santa has marched on the White House, the U.S. Capitol, the Washington Monument, the U.S. Treasury, and the National Christmas Tree. He has huddled in the tents of McPherson Square. He has been pepper sprayed. He has helped himself to ample supplies of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and granola, he has paper cuts. He has been on an #occupychristmas rampage, and now he is tired and hungry.
Santa cannot live on PB&J and granola alone, he needs real energy. He is wasting away to nothing without proper amounts of glucose. Last year, he invented Christmas Nachos to address this specific problem. Unfortunately, he and his fellow protesters have grown tired of Latin-North Polian fusion cooking.
He contemplated Christmas Tapas, but the small portion sizes were so unfulfilling, unsatisfying, un-Christmas. The only option was to conjure up a hearty Christmas recipe with enough bold Christmas flavor to kick the movement up a notch, you guys.
“Does McCain-Feingold regulate donations to my Christmas Party?”
“Peg the Euro to the Candy Cane”
“‘Our CEO works for free’ -Elves”
“Equal pay for all mall Santas”
“Congress is on my naughty list”
OCCUPY CHRISTMAS: The movement Begins
We decided it was time to mobilize. Our voices must be heard.
“#Occupy Christmas”
